翻译/制作: @黑路易
杀人狂恋爱中
头三个甚至把我都吓了一跳 I guess the first three even took me by surprise.
硬汉好寻... A hard man is good,
器重的硬汉好寻欢 a well-hung hard man is good to find
刚才真是太棒了 It was wonderful,
我现在累得要死 and I'm dead tired.
然后 戴安闯进了我的人生 And then Diane stepped into my life.
好吧 其实是先闯进了我的酒吧 Well, well, actually, she stepped into my bar first,
然后嘛 and then, well.
她简直完美 修长蜿蜒的双腿 She was perfect, long, sinuous legs,
还有紧俏的小屁股 a great little ass, you know,
让人想要用牙齿咬下去 the kind you wanna sink your teeth into.
还有堪称完美的双乳 Perfect, and I mean perfect, breasts.
*《21则异常性爱案例》
美丽的脸庞 丰满圆润的双唇 Beautiful face, thick, sensuous lips,
深邃 看透一切的双眼 deep, penetrating eyes.
她一笑起来 我的全身就一阵酥麻 When she'd smile, she'd send shivers up and down my spine.
然后我发现 她居然喜欢葡萄! And then I found out she liked grapes!
我讨厌葡萄 我受不了葡萄 I hate grapes, I can't stand grapes!
我憎恶葡萄 所有的葡萄 I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes!
我讨厌紫葡萄 我讨厌绿葡萄 I hate purple grapes, I hate green grapes,
我讨厌有籽的葡萄 我讨厌没籽的葡萄 I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds!
我讨厌剥皮的 还有没剥皮的葡萄 I hate them peeled and non-peeled!
我讨厌整串的葡萄 还有一粒粒的葡萄 I hate grapes in bunches, one at time,
或者两三粒一嘟噜的葡萄 or in groups of twos and threes!
我他妈恨死葡萄了! I fucking hate grapes!
我一度非常郁闷 I was pretty depressed for a while.
几乎要放弃寻找真爱 I almost gave up,
然后... and then
凯特闯进了 Kate stepped into my,
我的酒吧 my bar!
啊 凯特 Ah, Kate!
她简直完美 修长蜿蜒的双腿 She was perfect, long, sinuous legs,
还有紧俏的小屁股 a great little ass, you know,
让人想要用牙齿咬下去 the kind you wanna sink your teeth into.
还有堪称完美的双乳 Perfect, I mean perfect, breasts.
美丽的脸庞 丰满圆润的双唇 Beautiful face, thick, sensuous lips,
深邃 看透一切的双眼 deep, penetrating eyes.
她一笑起来 我的全身就一阵酥麻 When she'd smile, she'd send shivers up and down my spine.
我坠入了爱河 I was in love.
我记得清清楚楚 好吧差不多清楚 I remember in exact detail, well, almost exact detail,
第一次见到她的时候 the first time I saw her.
那是个星期六的夜晚 我店里人山人海 It was a Saturday night and my place was packed.
尼姬在跳舞 这我记得 Nikki was dancing, I remember this
因为当时我只有她一个舞娘 because she was the only dancer I had at the time.
这个酒吧有她就够了 She was all the bar needed.
呼 她可真会劈叉 Phew, could she do splits!
谢了 Thanks.
没关系 No problem.
来杯喝的如何? How 'bout a drink?
来杯超大杯的冰镇葡萄汁如何? How does a long, cool glass of Welch's grape juice sound?
葡萄? 我讨厌葡萄! Grapes, I hate grapes!
我讨厌葡萄 我受不了葡萄 I can't stand grapes, I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes!
我讨厌紫葡萄 我讨厌绿葡萄 I hate purple grapes, I hate green grapes,
我讨厌有籽的葡萄 我讨厌没籽的葡萄 I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds!
我讨厌剥皮的 还有没剥皮的葡萄 I hate them peeled and non-peeled!
我讨厌整串的葡萄 还有一粒粒的葡萄 I hate them in bunches, one at a time,
或者两三粒一嘟噜的葡萄 or in small groups of twos and threes!
我他妈恨死葡萄了! I fucking hate grapes!
多棒一女子! 多棒一女子! What a woman, whatta woman!
多棒 一女子? What, a woman?
多棒一女子? What a woman?
多棒一女子! 多棒一女子! I know this one, whattawoman, what a woman, phew!
我起初真的很喜欢乔 I really liked Joe at first,
但我真的以为他不喜欢我 but I really didn't think he'd like me.
特别是 他知道内情之后 I mean, not after he knew.
坐吧 Have a seat.
我去换上些舒服的衣服 I'm gonna go slip into something more comfortable.
看到的还满意吗? Like what you see?
当然了宝贝 你比这天气还火热 Yeah, baby, you look hotter than the weather.
我还需要一样东西 All I need is one more thing.
我就在这乖乖等着 Well, I'm right over here.
你干啥呢? Whatcha doin'?
你还要给我做指甲吗? Are you gonna do my nails or somethin'?
我们要嗑点啥吗? We're gonna shoot the shit?
并不是呢 Not exactly.
我说 今天外面天气真不错 You know, It's a really nice day out.
就是有点热 但谁介意呢? It's a little hot, but who cares?
要知道 现在这个季节在欧洲 You know, this time of year in Europe,
是摘葡萄的好时候 it's grape picking season.
我知道是因为我和几个朋友 I know that because some friends of mine and me
我们去过欧洲 我们 we went, uh, to Europe, we were,
我们在那边到处摘葡萄 玩得很开心 we picked grapes all over the place, we had a blast.
是嘛 I bet.
你确定不想再来点香槟了? You sure you don't want any champagne?
不了 我不太喜欢葡萄制品 No, I, I don't really like grape products.
我倒是想再来点鸡肉 I think I'll have more chicken, though.
让我给你的美腿涂点防晒霜 Let me put some suntan lotion on your legs.
你的指甲状态很好 为什么还要做护理? Your nails are perfect, what did you want a manicure for?
你知道老话说得好 Well, you know the old saying,
手新驶得万年船 an ounce of prevention IS worth a man a cure.
对你来说 这样够热吗? So, is it hot enough for you?
看来作为一名美甲师 I guess I thought that me being both a manicurist
兼职连环杀手 会让男人失去性致 and a psychotic killer would turn a guy off.
你做什么工作的? So what do you do?
做指甲 Nails.
指甲? Nails?
大部分是的 Mostly.
指甲 Nails.
没错 Yeah.
美甲师? Manicurist?
美甲师 Manicurist.
来试一次吗? Want one?
做美甲? A manicure?
做美甲 A manicure.
你是想约我出去吗? Are you askin' me out?
差不多吧 Somethin' like that.
晚餐 电影 加美甲 如何? How 'bout, uh, dinner, a movie, and a manicure?
棒极了 Sounds great.
很好! Great!
好吗? Great?
很好! Great!
起初我有点担心 At first, I was a little apprehensive.
我真的了解这姑娘吗? I mean, what did I really know about this girl?
确实 她美丽动人 还讨厌葡萄 Sure, she was gorgeous and she didn't like grapes,
但美甲师 认真的吗? but come on, a manicurist?
确实他看起来跟别人不同 OK, he seemed different.
我也说不好 他身上有些幽默 I don't know, there was something funny
还有些可爱 但我还得有所防备 and lovable about him, but I wasn't taking any chances.
做美甲护理是为约会收尾的最佳方式 A manicure was the best way to end a date
无论看起来有多奇怪 no matter how you looked at it.
血腥电影节还有三分钟开始! Three minutes til we start our gorefest!
你知道吗 我特喜欢从纸盒里吃中餐 You know, I love eating Chinese food out of the cartons.
我也是 但我鼓捣筷子 Me, too, except, 'cept my hand always cramps up
总是搞到手抽筋 when I use chopsticks.
所以上帝赐予我们塑料叉子 That's why God made plastic forks.
噢是吗? Oh, really?
台湾制造 上帝就住在台湾吗? Made in Taiwan, is that where God lives?
你真的不想吃爆米花吗? Sure you don't want any popcorn?
不啦 我饱了 No, I'm full.
你包里有玻璃水吗? Do you have any Windex in your purse?
没 只有柠檬喷雾 No, just Lemon Pledge.
这个在玻璃上会留印子 That streaks the glass.
抱歉 Sorry.
你得下车一下 Get outta the car for a minute.
离开演还有一分十二秒 One minute and 12 seconds til showtime, folks.
好吧 OK.
你只是跟美国队长坐同一辆车罢了 All you do is sit in the car with Steve Rogers.
真可惜那四个姑娘不能... Pity those four girls cant'--
我们只知道这些了 That's all we've got, all we've got
我们只知道他们来自这附近 is that they came from this neighborhood.
也行吧 至少她还看了一眼 Might as well, at least she looks the part.
来我床上吗? Going to my bed?
那么 美甲护理还做吗? So how 'bout that manicure,
我等都等了一晚上了 I mean, I have been waiting all night for it.
你确定你想做吗? You sure you want it?
你逗我呢? 我离不开美甲! Are you kidding, I live for manicures!
真的吗? Really?
好吧不是 Uh, no.
这只手吗? This hand?
是的 Yeah.
抱歉啦 Sorry.
没关系 It's OK.
凯特? Kate?
怎么了? Yeah?
我能 告诉你一些 Can, uh, can I tell you something
从没告诉过别人的事吗? I've never told anyone before?
可以吧 I guess so.
我真的不知道要怎么讲 Really don't know how to say this,
我也不希望让你有什么误解 and I don't want you to get the wrong idea or anything,
但我不会杀你 but I'm not gonna kill you.
我认真的 真的不会杀你的 I mean, I'm re-, I'm really not gonna kill you, really!
只是 啊该死 It's just, aw shit, um.
我应该是想说 I, I, I guess what I mean to say is, uh,
我是个变态杀人狂 I'm a psycho Killer.
我是个疯狂杀手 我经常杀人 I'm a mad slasher, I kill people.
难以置信! I don't believe it!
怎么了? What?
我也是! Me, too!
别逗我了 真的吗? Get outta here, really?
真的! 我没开玩笑! Really, I'm not kidding!
你都杀谁? Who do you kill?
随机女路人! Women at random!
我杀随机男路人! I kill men at random!
妈呀 我还在这担心你不理解我咋办 Get out, and here I was thinking you wouldn't understand!
乔 你为什么杀女人? Joe, why do you kill these women?
我总觉得在这个社会里 Well, I, uh, feel that I just cannot function
无法正常生活下去 within the norms of society.
我也是! Me neither, uh!
我深知自己是犯罪性精神失常! I firmly acknowledge the fact that I'm criminally insane!
我也是! 因为我 Me, too 'cause I'm, yes,
因为我心理极度不稳定 "cause I'm psychologically un, unstable!
我也很不稳定! I'm unstable, too!
凯特 Kate,
你愿不愿意 就是 would you like to, uh, you know.
我愿不愿意什么? Would I like what?
你愿不愿意... would you like to...
你知道的啦! You know!
愿意什么? What is it, Joe?
或许你愿意 呃... Would you like to maybe, uh,
跟我一起不稳定? be unstable together?
噢 乔 Aw, Joe.
刚才太棒了 That was great.
谢谢夸奖 小时候我总拿舌头做俯卧撑 Thanks, as a kid, I used to do pushups with my tongue.
成果显著 It paid off.
你一般都怎么处理尸体? What do you do with the bodies after?
我吗? Me?
对呀 你 Yeah, you.
我喜欢切成小块 I like to cut 'em up into little, tiny pieces
来回摆弄 and play with them.
你呢? You?
我吗? Me?
对呀 你 Yeah, you.
我就随便丢河里了 I just get rid of 'em, throw "em in rivers,
或者垃圾场 或者新泽西的匝道口 看情况 dumpsters, New Jersey Turnpike, whatever's around.
哪个路口扔的? What exit?
你什么时候开始的? When did you start?
高中时 High school.
不是吧 我也是哎 No kidding, me, too.
我当时... I was a...
是一级生 a junior.
我是三级生才开始 I was a senior.
哈哈 比你早! Ha ha, beat you!
真高兴我遇到了你 I'm so glad I found you.
凯特第二天就搬进来了 Kate moved in the next day.
我们无法忍受分离 We couldn't stand being apart,
但我们的关系非常开放 but we had a very open relationship.
我们在一起的同时依然进行各自的... We could be together and still pursue our...
小爱好 Hobby.
* 毒 药
你真了解我 我快渴死了 You read my mind, I'm dying of thirst.
哇 我还没做过美甲护理呢 Wow, I-I've never had a manicure before!
看得出来 I can tell.
会疼吗? Will it hurt?
我会尽量让你感觉不到的 I'll make it as painless as possible.
你都用些 呃 什么工具呢? What kind of, uh, tools do you use?
我拿给你看 Let me show you.
* 著名金属音乐人和乐队
奥兹和Ratt挺棒的 I mean Ozzy and Ratt are good,
但撒旦之锁乐队 才是最棒的! but Satan's Lock, they're the greatest!
他们简直像是...上帝! They're like God!
那他们肯定是台湾来的 They, they must come from Taiwan!
你有听过他们的歌《口中工具》吗? Did you ever hear their song Tool In Your Mouth?
我还未有幸听过 No, I haven't had the pleasure.
调子差不多这样 It goes something like, ooh, uh,
没错! That's it!
是吗? Is it?
你听过吗? You've heard it before?
听一步走一步罢了 I just play by ear.
哦对 你知道吗 Oh, well, you know what?
什么? What?
乐队的四个人我全睡过一遍 I fucked all four guys in the band.
哇 你可真行啊 Well, good for you, bully-bully!
有一个还是已婚 我把他和他老婆都睡了 One was even married, and I fucked him and his wife both.
可以说我是他们的第一粉丝群了 I guess you could say I'm their number one groupie.
我敢说你家里人 Yeah, well, I bet your parents
会非常为你骄傲的! are real proud of you!
是啊 Yeah.
你在做什么呢? What're you doin'?
我们是要睡的 对吧? We're gonna fuck, aren't we, I mean,
你带我回来就是为了这个的吧? that's why I'm here, isn't it?
这个嘛... Well--
所以我就想 何必浪费时间 So I figured why waste time.
我正好也是这么想的! You know, that's exactly what I was thinking.
你有带劲的玩意吗? Do you have any coke?
我只有百事和Slice汽水 No, I don't, I have some Pepsi and some Slice
可能还有低糖版的 还挺不错的 and I might have some Diet Slice which is really good stuff.
这个 我指的其实不是这种 Yeah, well, that wasn't quite what I was thinking of.
所以你想先上我吗? So you wanna do me first?
可以! Bingo!
嗨 亲爱的 我回来了 Hi, honey, I'm home!
嗨 你...你今天过得怎么样 亲爱的? Hi, how was, uh, how was your day, dear?
我这次不错 你的呢? Mine was fine, how was yours?
不太坏 我忙死了 干了很多活 Not too bad, I was really busy, I did all my stuff.
是啊 看得出来 Yeah, I can tell.
真的很棒 我玩得还挺开心的 然后... It was just really great, I had a really good time and--
我的天! Oh my God!
怎么了? What?
太奇怪了 这些脚趾在动 That's so strange, the toes are moving!
我跟你说 这里这个女的 Oh, yeah, you know, this broad here,
她可是挣扎得很激烈 she put up quite a struggle.
是啊 Yeah.
但我打败她了! But I defeated her!
乔 你真是要把我笑死 Oh, Joe, you slay me, you know--
想得美 你能别在这碍事吗 你... You wish, will you get outta here, will you--
行吗? Please?
此时...在城里的另一个地方...
那排水管不会再有麻烦了 That drain won't give you any more trouble.
好 太棒了 OK, great.
那我应该给你多少钱?? So, how much, how much do I owe you?
差不多45美元 Oh, about $45.
45元吗 45?
是的 Yeah.
给 这是45 Oh , there, 45, there you go.
谢谢了 赫曼 Thanks, Herman.
噢不 是我要谢谢你 Oh, no, thank you.
有事吗? Yeah?
我是美甲师 I'm the manicurist.
差点忘了 Almost forgot.
外面太热了 It's so hot out.
这地方有点偏僻 This place is kind of out of the way.
你藏在这是想躲谁呢? Just who are you hiding from?
我比较喜欢私密点 I like my privacy.
这样可以吗? Is this OK?
很好 Fine.
你知道 现在很难找到有美甲师 You know, it's so hard to find a manicurist
愿意提供上门服务了 who makes house calls nowadays.
你是个非常有魅力的女人 You're a very attractive woman.
能别这样吗? Do you mind?
要知道 我们现在远离人烟 You know, we're so far away from everybody,
- 你想叫多大声都没关系 - 你弄疼我了 you can scream as loud as you like, my dear,
亲爱的 没有人能听得见你 and no one's ever going to hear you.
这就一点都不好玩了 That wasn't any fun at all!
乔茜塔 So, Josita,
不如用我的薯片蘸蘸你的鳄梨酱? how 'bout dippin' my chip in your guacamole?
你这个软塌塌的卷饼 You limp burrito
去你的爱之塔可吧 eat my taco of love!
浇上热奶酪和辣酱汁 煎饼坪! Bring on the cheese and the hot sauce, tortilla flat!
去你的吧 水管工! Screw you, plumber!
我自己也不能说得更好了 I couldn't a said it better myself.
走一个 One.
嘿 金发妞 我能不能... Hey, blondie, I could, uh--
给我滚开 混蛋! Get the fuck away from me, asshole!
这里不是你猎艳的地方! This is not a meat market!
行吧差不多是 但我来这里 Well, maybe it is, but I didn't come here
不是为了让你这种混蛋骚扰的 to get hassled by jerks like you!
别紧张 宝贝 Chill out, baby--
我才不是你的宝贝! I am not your baby!
听着 我只是想请你喝一杯 Look, I was just tryin" to buy you a drink.
你只是想找女人睡罢了 You were just trying to get laid.
行吧 总归还是要试试吧 Well, ya can't blame a guy for tryin'!
你去别处试去吧! Well, try some place else!
你没事吧? You OK?
来 这杯算请你的 Here, that one's on the house,
我可不是想找女人睡 and I'm not trying to get laid.
谢了 Thanks.
走一个 One.
想聊聊吗? Wanna talk?
不想 No.
那你想聊聊吗? Do you wanna talk?
不了 我只想喝酒 Nah, I just wanna drink.
但还是谢谢了 Thanks, anyway.
没事 Sure.
那么大都会队的棒球赛 So, uh, how 'bout those Mets,
你有没有认为他们... I mean, do you think that they'll--
人生太无聊了 一切都如此无聊! Life is so boring, everything is so fucking boring!
为什么我身上就没有精彩的事情发生 Why can't something happen to me exciting,
哪怕一次也好 这要求很过分吗? like just once in my life, is that asking too much?
也不算过分 Well, no, not really--
在我读大学时 我的一个室友被人强奸了 When I was in college, one of my roommates got raped
另一个被某个教授搞大了肚子 and the other one got knocked up by a professor.
虽然这不像环游世界 It's not like traveling around the world
或者当国际间谍那么刺激 or be an international spy or anything,
但至少也是发生了什么! but at least it's something!
我困于这个常规 I mean, I am really in a rut
而且已经被困了二十五年了! and I have been in this rut for 25 years!
我还记得五岁时上幼儿园的时候 I remember when I was five years old back in kindergarten,
所有别的女孩都有可爱的男朋友 all the other little girls had cute little boyfriends
还有好看的衣服 偶尔还 and nice clothes, and they took vacations
跟他们的家长出门度假 除了我 with their parents, not me.
天啊 我就是无聊代言人 没有朋友 Christ, no, I was Miss Boring, no friends,
没有好看的衣服 什么都没有 no nice clothes, no nothin'.
你知道这是什么感觉吗? Do you know what that's like?
你是肯定不会知道的 Nah, you don't know what that's like.
你是开酒吧的 天天都能见到有趣的人 You work in a bar, you meet interesting people,
你随时都看得见裸女 you see naked women all the time.
你过的简直是神仙生活 You live in a fantasy world,
你都不知道你有多幸运 you don't know how lucky you are.
我真不知道自己还能坚持多久 Oh, I don't know if I can take it anymore.
你有考虑过自杀吗? Have you ever considered killing yourself?
现在就挺想的 Yeah, now.
我有好多好多次都想自杀 I've considered suicide many, many times,
但你 这么快乐 想要的都有了 but you, you're happy, you've got everything you want,
一切需要的都有 我看得出来 everything you need, I can tell.
我能看到你的气场 你非常快乐 I can see it in your aura, in your aura, you are happy.
因为我是研究瑜伽的 You see, I study yoga, I study yoga
我想要平衡我的生活 "cause I'm trying to balance my life.
我刚才说什么来着 哦对了 What was I talking about, oh yes!
自杀 自杀 自杀 我已经到了 Suicide, suicide, suicide, it's gotten to the point
希望某个变态杀人狂 where I wish one of those mad slashers,
你知道的 就恐怖片里那种 you know, the type you see in those horror films,
能够把我拖进小树林 扒光我的衣服 would take me out in the woods, rip my clothes off,
疯狂而激情地跟我做爱 make mad, passionate love to me,
然后把我碎尸万段 and then slice me up into little pieces.
我知道这听起来有点疯狂 Oh, I know it sounds crazy,
但至少不会再一成不变了 but at least it would be something different, you know?
我的上帝啊 人生真是无聊得... I mean, God, Christ, life is so fucking bori-,
我的天 我明天得上班 oh my God, I have gotta be at work
早上九点钟就得到 at nine o'clock tomorrow morning.
听着 我就自己出去了哈 Look, I'm gonna see myself out, OK?
我可以... I can show--
不了 我知道怎么走 但听着 No, I know the way out, but listen.
什么? What?
谢谢你 今晚非常愉快 Thanks very much for a really nice evening.
我很感激 I appreciate it.
聊得非常开心 It was a real slice.
拜拜 Bye.
唉我去 Shit!
我慢慢开始对砍杀失去了兴趣 I was slowly beginning to lose interest in slashing.
我也不懂 I don't know.
这不代表我会金盆洗手 Now, that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop,
只是 我不像以前那样乐在其中了 it's just that I'm not enjoying it as much as I used to.
我能说什么呢? 我深陷爱河 What can I say, I'm in love.
♪ 那一夜你走进我的人生 ♪ ♪ You walk into my life one night ♪
♪ 起初我以为你泯然众人 ♪ ♪ At first, I thought you'd be like all the rest ♪
♪ 早晨起来时又是你在床上 ♪ ♪ Morning comes, you rolling in bed ♪
♪ 一次又一次 ♪ ♪ Again, an all around pest ♪
♪ 我早已做好准备将你碎尸万段 ♪ ♪ I was all set to cut you into little bitty bits ♪
♪ 又砍又切 一片一片 ♪ ♪ And chop and dice and slice and slice ♪
♪ 再拿电锯钻一钻 ♪ ♪ And drill with your bits ♪
♪ 你用美貌和感性让我的人生改变 ♪ ♪ You turned my life around with your beauty and sense ♪
♪ 只需轻吻你一次 ♪ ♪ And all I did was kiss you once ♪
♪ 我就身处极乐世界 ♪ ♪ And straight to heaven I went ♪
♪ 只需轻吻你一次 ♪ ♪ Said all I did was kiss you once ♪
♪ 我就身处极乐世界 ♪ ♪ And straight to heaven I went ♪
♪ 因为我是个热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a psycho in love ♪
♪ 我没法控制自己的方向 ♪ ♪ I can't handle myself ♪
♪ 我就是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psycho in love, I'm a psycho in love
♪ 这种感觉我从未对其他人有过 ♪ ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else ♪
♪ 我是个杀人狂 ♪ ♪ I'm a psycho ♪
♪ 热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psycho in love ♪
♪ 你也许只是另一个受害者 ♪ ♪ You could be just another victim so ♪
♪ 所以当你约我出去 我欣然赴约 ♪ ♪ When you asked me out, I said sure ♪
♪ 我的原则就是 ♪ ♪ My motto has always been an ounce of prevention
♪ 手新使得万年船 ♪ ♪ Is worth a manicure ♪
♪ 我以为你只是泯然众人 ♪ ♪ I thought you'd end up being just some other guy ♪
♪ 我会将死皮剪捅入你的双眼 ♪ ♪ That I could stick my scissors right into your eye ♪
♪ 或者再插把刀防止复活 ♪ ♪ Or could I need a knife to be firm without the blood ♪
♪ 我爱你 即使你爱说脏话 ♪ ♪ I love you even though you cuss ♪
* 兔八哥的猎人死对头
♪ 长得还很像爱发先生 ♪ ♪ And you look like Elmer Fudd ♪
♪ 我爱你 即使你爱说脏话 ♪ ♪ I love you even though you cuss ♪
♪ 长得还很像爱发先生 ♪ ♪ And you look like Elmer Fudd ♪
♪ 我就是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a psycho in love ♪
♪ 我无法自拔 ♪ ♪ I can't help myself ♪
♪ 我就是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm a psycho in love ♪
♪ 这感觉从未与其他人有过 ♪ ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else ♪
♪ 我是个杀人狂 ♪ ♪ I'm a psycho ♪
♪ 热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psycho in love ♪
♪ 葡萄 我们讨厌葡萄 ♪ ♪ Grapes, we hate 'em, grapes ♪
♪ 我们讨厌紫的绿的葡萄 ♪ ♪ We hate 'em purple and green ♪
♪ 葡萄 我们讨厌葡萄 ♪ ♪ Grapes, we hate 'em, grapes ♪
♪ 我们讨厌有籽没籽的葡萄 ♪ ♪ We hate 'em with or without seeds ♪
♪ 我从未料到会如此安乐 ♪ ♪ I never thought I could be so content ♪
♪ 我真的很高兴能遇见你 凯特 ♪ ♪ I'm really kind of glad to know you, Kate ♪
♪ 我才要感到庆幸 亲爱的乔 ♪ ♪ You know it's all my pleasure, Joe, my dear ♪
♪ 也许这就是命运 ♪ ♪ I guess that you can call it fate ♪
♪ 我一定杀光所有女人 但永远忠于你 ♪ ♪ I'm sure I'll kill my girls, be faithful to you ♪
♪ 男人我一定能宰多少宰多少 ♪ ♪ And I will slice up many a man ♪
♪ 我们如此深爱彼此 我们如此幸福快乐 ♪ ♪ We love each other so, we're just so doggone happy ♪
♪ 我们病态 我们疯狂 我们是精神病 ♪ ♪ We're sick, we're crazed, we're lunatics ♪
♪ 不适合这个社会 ♪ ♪ Not meant for society ♪
♪ 我们病态 我们疯狂 我们是精神病 ♪ ♪ We're sick, we're crazed, we're lunatics ♪
♪ 不适合这个社会 ♪ ♪ Not meant for society ♪
♪ 因为我们是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ 'Cause we are psychos in love ♪
♪ 我们无法自拔 ♪ ♪ We can't help ourselves ♪
♪ 我们是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psychos in love, we are psychos in love ♪
♪ 这感觉从未与其他人有过 ♪ ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else ♪
♪ 我们是杀人狂 ♪ ♪ We are psychos ♪
♪ 热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psychos in love ♪
♪ 我们是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ 'Cause we are psychos in love ♪
♪ 我们无法自拔 ♪ ♪ We can't help ourselves ♪
♪ 我们是热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psychos in love, we are psychos in love ♪
♪ 这感觉从未与其他人有过 ♪ ♪ Never felt this way about anyone else ♪
♪ 我们是杀人狂 ♪ ♪ We are psychos ♪
♪ 热恋中的杀人狂 ♪ ♪ Psychos in love ♪
此时...在两个街区外...
嘿 我完事... Hey, I'm don-...
还挺快的 That was fast.
这一趟85美元 伙计 That was 85 bucks, pal!
不能稍后寄账单吗? Can't you bill me later?
我这就老哥一个单干 Look, this is a one-man operation.
如果我去寄账单 就没人修水管了! If I sent out bills, I'd never have time to plumb!
修水管? Plumb?
去查查字典吧 大聪明! Check the dictionary, Einstein!
你想来罐啤酒吗? 或者百事? Hey, you wanna beer or a, uh, Pepsi?
不了 我直接拿钱走人吧 Nah, just gimme the money, I gotta go, you know?
多少钱? How much?
85块 85.
谢谢了 Thanks.
对了 我能要张收据吗? Hey, uh, can I get a receipt with that?
你不需要收据了 You won't be needing one.
你的挡风玻璃怎么了? What happened to your windshield?
没什么 Nothing.
乔 让我面试吧 我真的很急用钱 Joe, let me audition for you, I really need the money.
但我这不需要更多舞娘了 But we don't need anymore dancers.
你都不想先看看我的玉体吗? Don't you at least wanna see my body?
你的玉体? Your body?
我赤裸裸的玉体 My naked body.
行吧 跳吧 All right, all right, go ahead.
那你哼点什么调子 我好跳呀 Well, hum something and I'll strip.
行吧行吧 呃 All right, all right, uh.
跳得真不错 That was very good.
你是谁? Who are you?
苏珊 这是凯特 凯特 这是苏珊 Susan, this is Kate, Kate, Susan.
噢我懂了 三人行! Oh, I get it, threesie!
呃 并不是 Uh, no.
那你是说 我跟她做 你在一边看着? You mean, then, me and her and you're gonna watch?
那再好不过了! That'd be great!
但还是不了 But no.
跟你说 乔会杀了你 You see, Joe's gonna kill you
然后把你碎尸万段 and then cut you up into little bits.
你开玩笑的 是吧? You're kidding, right?
我累死了 你要是没事我就睡觉去了 I'm beat, I'm going up to bed if you guys don't mind.
晚安 凯特 我一会就... Good night, Kate, I'll be, uh,
我一会就上来 I'll be up in a little while.
很高兴见到你 Nice meeting you.
很高兴见 晚安 Nn-nice meeting, good night.
这是开玩笑的吧? This is a joke, right?
你拿刀是唬我的 对吧? You're kidding with that knife, aren't you?
这就跟四月愚人节一样 对吧? This is, like, April Fool's Day, right?
现在是七月份 It's July!
别拿这玩意对着我 万一走火呢 Don't point those things at me, they might go off!
你死了 对吧? You're dead, right?
早安 Morning.
早安! Good morning!
你昨晚搞到很晚啊 You were late last night.
这个嘛 我有点搞上头了 Well, I got a little carried away.
楼梯很漂亮 只可惜楼上什么都没有 Great stairway, too bad there's nothing upstairs.
被你发现了 You noticed.
你也一样 So did you.
别这样 她做成摆设还挺好看的! C'mon, she makes a great centerpiece!
也是 Right.
吃醋了? Jealous?
有一点 A little.
但我爱着你 But I love you.
我也爱着你 And I love you.
- 好啦 - 好吧 All right. OK.
好吧 OK.
宝贝 我的屁兜里有张五十块钱 Hey, babe, I've got 50 bucks in my back pocket
它说我今晚能带你回家 that says I'm taking you home tonight.
五十块钱唬你呢 It's lying to you.
是吗 那一百块钱能干什么? Oh, yeah, what'll a hundred get me?
到后面给你撸一发 A handjob in the back room.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
走一个 One.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 你怎么来这了 Hi, what brings you here?
我有个想法想跟你聊聊 I had an idea I wanted to talk over with you.
这个想法跟葡萄有什么关系吗? Does it have anything to do with grapes?
你可真变态! What are you, sick?
天生如此 Naturally.
听着 我现在挺想尝新的 No, listen, I'm In an adventurous mood.
太好了 我给浴缸带点料 Great, I'll bring home some tapioca for the bathtub.
我不是这个意思 That's not what I mean.
那是什么意思? Well, then, what?
我们联手做掉一个吧 Let's do one together.
走一个 One!
你说的一个是...? By one, you mean, what--
一个啤酒 A beer.
你的一个是指...? By one you mean?
好啊! 我以为你不会提了呢! OK, I, I thought you'd never ask!
走一个 One!
- 什么时候? - 现在! When? Now!
什么时候? When?
你在外面接她 然后带她回家 You pick her out, bring her home.
我在家等着 I'll be waiting.
走一个 One!
为什么忽然想起来搞这个? What brought this on all of a sudden?
因为我渴了! I'm thirsty!
为什么忽然想起来搞这个? What brought this on all of a sudden?
我不想再让你跟别的女人独处了 I don't wanna leave you alone with any more Suzans.
啊 也好 Ah, OK.
行吗? OK?
好的 OK.
走一个 One!
好的 OK.
你们经常这样吗? So, do you guys do this often?
你懂的 感觉来了就挡不住 Well, you know, when the feeling hits.
那么她在哪呢? Yeah, so where is she?
就在这 Right here.
哇 你看起来真美! Wow, you look nice!
尼姬 这位是凯特 Nikki, this is Kate.
我之前在酒吧里见过你的! I've seen you in the bar before!
要是知道你喜欢女孩 Oh, if I knew you were into girls,
我就早点过来了! I woulda been here a lot sooner!
我们先喝一杯吧? Why don't we start with a drink?
我不需要 我们坐下吧? I don't need one, why don't we sit down?
也许你想要点软饮? Mm, you know, maybe, I don't know, a soft drink?
你们有葡萄汁吗? Do you have any grape juice?
没有! No!
好吧 那我就不喝了 Well, then, nothing for me.
我需要的都在这了 I've got everything I need right here.
乔 能给我倒杯双份威士忌吗? Joe, could, could you make mine a double shot of bourbon?
宝贝 你用不着那些的! You don't need that, baby!
我知道怎么能让你放松下来 I know just how to relax you!
乔 需要我帮忙吗? Joe, do you need a hand?
谢谢了 Thanks.
乐意效劳 Sure.
我们开始吧 Let's start.
乔 你愿不愿意 Joe, how would you like to watch
看我和你女朋友亲热? me and your girlfriend get it on?
我有个更好的主意 I've got a better idea.
是吗 是什么? Yeah, what?
你为什么要告诉她我喜欢女人? Why'd you have to tell her I liked women?
我知道只有这样她才肯过来 Well, I knew that'd be the only way to get her here.
你没事吧? Are you OK?
没事 但可以再来杯喝的 Yeah, I could use another drink though.
我去弄吧 Here, I'll get it.
谢谢了 Thanks.
乐意效劳 Sure.
她死没? Is she?
要不是她死了 就是我的表停了 She's either dead or my watch is stopped.
我的酒呢? Where's my drink?
马上就来! Comin' right up!
抱歉 我帮你 Sorry, let me help you.
谢谢了 Thanks.
乐意效劳 Sure.
她可真顽强 You know, she's got spunk!
- 那是什么? - 是个平底锅 -What was that? -It was a frying pan.
不是 你泼她脸上的是什么? No, not that, the stuff you threw in her face.
噢 那是威士忌 Oh, that, that was bourbon.
本来是要给你喝的 That was the stuff that you drink!
你在说什么来着? Now, what were you saying?
我能先喝一杯吗? Can I have a drink first?
我能先喝一杯吗 Can I have a drink first.
谢谢你 Thank you.
乐意效劳 Sure.
她怎么回事 终结者吗? Who is she, the Terminator?
没办法 脱衣舞娘的体质都很好的 What can I say, strippers have strong constitutions.
太棒了 这还是我出的主意 Great, and this was my idea.
你想不想 呃 给她碎尸? You wanna, uh, chop her up?
想睡觉吗? Wanna go to bed?
这个嘛 Well.
会让你不虚此行的 It'll be worth your while.
噢是吗? Oh, will it?
我们先把她碎尸吧 Let's chop her up now.
我还以为你想睡觉去了! I-I thought you wanted to go to bed!
我是想 但是我觉得还是先给她切了 I do, I-I think we should chop her up first, though.
你今天是不是给地板打蜡了? Hey, did you wax the floor today?
是啊 Yeah.
怎么了? Why?
看地上的血结成小珠的样子 Well, look at the way the blood just beads up
一串小珠珠或者小滴 in little beadlets or bloodlets.
我们能速战速决吗? Can we get this over with?
求你了? Please?
凯特 我们到底在做什么? Aw, Kate, what are we doing?
你指什么? What do you mean?
我是指 这个 这些事 I mean, tss, this is,
我想要的只有你而已 all I really want is you!
我也是你! And [, you!
“我也是你”的意思是 你想要的也只有我吗? And I, you, meaning all you want is me?
是的! 我也是你 懂了吗? Yeah, and I, you, get it?
大概吧 I think so.
这些事不再让我乐在其中了 I don't even enjoy this anymore.
我做这些只是为了你 I was only doing it for you.
凯特 我们就结婚得了! Kate, let's just get married,
搬到乡下去 生孩子成家 move to the country, raise a family.
买一幢房子 背上贷款 天天欠债 Buy a house, get a mortgage, get heavily into debt.
你是在向我求婚吗? Are you asking me to marry you?
我也是你 -And [, you.
什么? What?
是的 你愿意嫁给我吗? Yes, will you marry me?
我当然愿意! Of course, I'll marry you.
你愿意? You will?
是的! Yeah!
我爱你 凯特 I love you, Kate.
我也爱你 乔 And I love you, Joe.
现在给她切了? Wanna chop her up now?
好主意 Good idea.
* 招聘舞娘 咨询请进
我真的有考虑过卖掉酒吧 I thought seriously about selling the bar.
最后没舍得 但我确实跟凯特结婚了 I couldn't, but I did marry Kate.
毛 你愿不愿意... Do you Moe take--
呃 我叫乔 Eh, Joe.
你说什么? What's that?
我叫乔 Joe.
好吧 毛 你愿不愿意娶菲特... Right, do you Moe take Faye--
凯特 Kate.
我是亨利 Henry.
谁是亨利? Who's Henry?
什么? What?
亨利! Henry!
什么! What?
噢! 是你 Oh, that's you!
很高兴认识你 Pleased to meet ya.
谢谢你 我是乔 这位是凯特 Thank you, thank, uh, I'm Joe and this is, uh, Kate.
我知道! I know that!
你 乔汉 愿不愿意... Do you, John, take--
不 乔 No, Joe.
亨利 Henry.
好吧 我是乔 Right, I'm Joe.
谁? Who?
乔 Joe.
乔? Joe?
没错 Right.
哦我知道了 乔 你愿意和菲特... Oh, I see, do you, Joe, take Faye--
凯特! Kate!
我是亨利 Henry.
乔 Joe.
你是乔 You're Joe.
没错 Right.
我是亨利 Henry.
是的 Right.
这是凯特 Kate.
没错 Right.
你 乔 愿不愿意娶凯特... Do you, Joe, take Kate--
菲特 Faye.
亨利 Henry.
乔 Joe.
凯特 Kate.
这就对了! Right!
抱歉我只是说笑 I'm sorry, I was only joshing.
你 说笑 愿不愿意... Do you, Josh--
不 乔 我是乔 No, Joe , Joe!
亨利 He-Henry.
好吧 我是乔 这是凯特 Right, Joe, Kate.
谁是说笑? Who's Josh?
我们的蜜月 For our honeymoon, we visited
在芝加哥的旧屠宰屋度过 the old slaughterhouses in Chicago.
真是太浪漫了 It was so romantic.
有天晚上 我们去了一家老式酒吧 Then one night, we visited this oldies bar.
我们跟一个女孩聊天 We were talking to this girl and,
不知道我们怎么聊起来的 well, I don't know how we got on the subject,
但是她说她是个妓女 but she said she was a hooker
问我们有没有兴趣 and wants to know if we were interested.
凯特看到我的双眼亮了起来 Kate saw my eyes light up,
于是她立刻抢先了话头 so she immediately took control of the conversation
告诉那女孩几小时后在宾馆房间见 and told the girl to meet us at our hotel in a few hours.
真的太棒了 It was great!
她不仅美丽迷人 我还实现了 Not only was she gorgeous, but I got to live out
我最爱的开膛手杰克梦 one of my favorite Jack the Ripper fantasies.
我还从没杀过妓女呢 I never killed a hooker before!
我去吧 I'll get it.
嗨 进来吧 Hi, come on in!
我没迟到吧? I'm not late, am I?
没有 No!
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hi!
介意我先洗个澡吗? Mind if I take a quick shower first?
然后我就跟你们汇合 Then I'll join you.
为什么 我们分裂了吗? Why, are we coming apart?
抱歉去吧 就在那... No, go, go ahead, it's right--
好啦 There.
我五分钟就好 I'll be out in five.
她都归你了 She's all yours.
在淋浴室里? In the shower?
何乐不为 Might as well.
我超爱在洗澡时开搞! I love doing it in the shower!
你这是有备而来啊 You came prepared.
谁能说准感觉什么时候来呢 Well, you know, whenever the feeling hits.
是啊 Yeah.
没错 Yeah.
我去去就回 I'll be right back.
玩得开心点 Have fun.
一定一定 I shall.
* 请让浴帘保持在浴缸里
我们回家之后 我手又痒了 When we got home, I got the itch again.
我能说什么呢 情不自禁啊 What could I say, I couldn't help myself,
但乔不介意 but Joe didn't mind.
事实上 我也有同样的感觉 In fact, I felt the same way.
凯特 一个像我一样受欢迎 You know, Kate, a man with my popularity
又富有的男人 可以给像你这样 and wealth has quite a bit to offer
年轻又迷人的女孩儿提供很多 a young and attractive girl like yourself.
真的吗? Really?
乔 我可能没有那么聪明 但是 You know, Joe, I may not be very smart or nothin', but
我知道我能让你快乐 I know I could make you happy.
我非常喜欢你 I like you a lot.
谁知道呢 Who knows.
* 美国著名电视制片人
泰德·特纳可是看好我的 Ted Turner has his eye on me.
五年之内 我就会成为 In five years, I could be
全国最受欢迎的天气预报员 the most popular weatherman in this country.
你非常与众不同 你不会 I mean, you're very special, you don't treat me
想其他人那样待我如 like the other guys, like a piece of meat.
你给我带来欢笑 You make me laugh.
我这面相长得也不赖 I'm not a bad looking man, either,
你这个年纪的女孩 and, uh, well, girls your age
一般都认为我这个年纪的天气预报员很性感 usually find weathermen my age, eh, rather sexy.
你懂得 一种性癖 You know, a turn on.
但我们今晚才认识 But you only met me tonight!
我立刻就知道你是那个对的人 I knew right away that you were the one for me.
弗洛伊德怎么说的来着 What did Freud call it?
俄狄浦斯情结 The Oedipus Complex.
啊 是的 你说得对 Ah, yes, I believe you're right.
我们可以 I mean, we could,
我们甚至可以在这个客厅当场生孩子 we could have babies in this living room!
你觉得如何? Whatta ya think, huh?
你想试试吗? Do you wanna give it a try?
总之 你怎么说? Well, anyway, whatta ya say?
你怎么说? Whatta ya say?
说什么? To what?
一场情事 An affair.
我们一直聊的呀! To what we've been talking about!
跟你吗? With you?
然后呢/ And then?
来吧 宝贝 Aw, come on, baby!
我比暖锋气流还热辣 I'm hotter than a warm front
一路从墨西哥湾呼啸而过 rolling in off the Gulf of Mexico!
你想要什么都行 Anything you want.
来嘛 你说呢? Well, come on, whatta ya say?
什么都行 Anything.
这是我的答案 This is what I say.
这姐们真难搞! That was a bummer!
真是个混蛋! What an asshole!
* 吊臂事故受害者: 我要他们砍掉我的腿
凯特? 乔? Kate? Joe?
怎么了? 不 你先说 What, no, you go first.
你先说 You go first.
说啦 怎么啦? No, what is it?
我也不知道 I don't know.
说嘛 怎么了? C'mon, what's wrong?
我再也不享受杀人的感觉了 I don't enjoy killing people anymore.
这不好玩了 It's no fun.
可不是吗 我今晚杀掉那女孩 Tell me about it, I only killed that girl tonight
就是为了别让她给我整口活 so I wouldn't have to talk my way out of a blowjob.
什么? What?
她坐在那好好的 Well, she was sitting there
忽然就把衣服脱了 想给我整口活 and she took her shirt off and she wanted to blow me.
你真是变态! You're a creep!
变态? 你说什么呢? Creep, whatta you talkin' about?
她的奶子如何? So how are her tits?
我不知道 I don't know.
你都没看吗? Right, you didn't look?
我当然是看了 我是男人嘛... Well, of course I looked, I'm a man--
你是个混蛋! You're an asshole!
你不爱我! You don't love me.
什么 我当然爱你啊 Of course, I love you, what,
你以为我想说的是什么? what do you think I'm trying to say?
什么 难道看见别的女孩的奶子 What, that looking at, at some other girl's tits
会让你想到我? made you think of me?
你真是无理取闹! You're a big ninny!
你才无理取闹 混蛋! No, you're the ninny, asshole!
所以她口活如何? So how was her blowjob?
我没让她口 I didn't get a blowjob.
我单纯地把她杀了 然后她死了 Look, all I did was kill her and she died.
我一点乐子都没有 I didn't enjoy it.
是吗 Yeah.
不 说真的 一般我是 No, really, I mean, usually , 1, I love the feeling
喜欢手里握刀的感觉 of taking a knife in my hand
把刀刺进她咽喉再割开的感觉 and running it across her neck and slicing her neck open
然后看血喷出来 看着她咽气 and the blood just comes out and she dies,
但是今晚 我没感觉 but tonight, nothing, I didn't,
我也不懂 就是不对劲 I don't know, it just wasn't right.
我们这是在干什么 What are we doing?
你什么意思? What do you mean?
我们杀人是为了好玩 Well, we kill people because it was fun,
但现在已经不再好玩了 but, like, it's not fun anymore.
我们为什么还要继续呢? Then, why are we still doing it?
正是 Exactly.
你知道 我也在想这些 You know, that's what I've been thinkin'.
最幸福的就是和你在一起 The happiest is being with you.
我也是你 -And [, you.
所以这意味着什么呢? So what does this mean exactly?
这也许意味着从现在起 Well, it could mean that, as of right now,
我们是退休的变态杀人狂了 we're ex-psycho Killers.
你觉得我们能做到吗? Do you think we could do it?
当然了 我觉得可以 Aw, sure, I think so.
是吗? Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
那我们现在要怎么找乐子? What can we do for kicks now?
这个嘛 我能想到三十五种方式 Well, I can think of about 35 things,
算上传统体位的话是三十六种 36 if you wanna count missionary.
除了这些啦 Besides those.
第三十七件是什么呢 What would be number 377?
我们可以买台录像机 We can always get a VCR.
一台VCR? A vicker?
这么拼也行 If you spell it that way, yeah.
我们可以看《十三号星期五》全集 Yeah, we could watch all the Friday the 13 movies!
我爱杰森! I love Jason!
是的 是的! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
我也很喜欢他 "Cause , yeah, I like him myself.
在第四部结尾他死时 我都哭了 You know, I, I, I cried at the end of Part IV when he dies.
是吗 我是抑郁了好几周 Did you, ah, I was depressed for weeks.
我的天 真是糟透了 Oh, God, it was so terrible. This is, this is,
这真是个好主意 This is a great idea, you know,
我们终于可以坐下来 because we can actually get off
安心看别人大开杀戒了 on watching other people Kill.
而且也不用清扫一片狼藉了 It's a lot less messy, too. Wow!
但是狼藉也可以很好玩 Yeah, but messy things can be fun.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
让我告诉告诉你 Let me show you.
* 恐怖/科幻
好 这是《十三号星期五》 OK, that's Friday the 13th,
《十三号星期五 II》 Friday the 13th Part II,
《十三号星期五 III》 Friday the 13th Part Ill,
《十三号星期五 IV》 Friday the 13th Part IV,
还有《十三号星期五 V》 and Friday the 13th Part V.
这是《月光光心慌慌 I》 That's Halloween I,
《月光光心慌慌 II》还有《月光光心慌慌 III》 Halloween II, and Halloween III.
这是《猛龙怪客 I》和《猛龙怪客 II》 That's Death Wish I and Death Wish Ill.
这是《活死人黎明》 That's Dawn of the Dead.
这是《活死人之夜》 That's Night of the Living Dead.
别忘了《活死人之日》 Don't forget Day of the Dead.
我正要拿出来呢 Yeah, I was just getting to that.
《活人之日》不我是说《活死人之日》 Day of the Day, I mean Day of the Dead.
这是《惊魂记 I》和《惊魂记 II》 That's Psycho I and Psycho II.
哇哦 Wow!
这是《夺命之眼》 Right, that's Deadly Eyes,
《夺命陌生人》还有《停止呼吸》 Deadly Strangers, and Deadly Blessings.
这是《我啃食你的皮肤》这是《我唾弃你的坟墓》 That's I Eat Your Skin, that's I Spit on Your Grave.
这是黛比·雷诺兹健身录像带 The Debbi Reynolds Workout Tape,
这是《七尸冢》 that's the House of Seven Corpses,
《杰克造的房》和《姐妹联谊会惊魂》 The House That Jack Built, and The House on Sorority Row.
这工作我真是干不下去了! I have gotta find another job!
这个能给我一个吗? Can I have one of these?
求求你? Please?
哇 你看 Wow, look!
如果你对着光看 If you hold this up to the light,
能看到小图片! you can see little pictures!
像电影胶片那样? Just like film?
像电影胶片那样! Just like film!
哇 好酷! Aw, neat!
看到查尔斯·布朗森了! There's Charles Bronson!
哇哦! Wow!
乔 Joe?
怎么了? What?
我真的好开心! I'm so happy!
是啊 太好了! Yeah, I think, Great!
我觉得我们的决策很正确! I think we made the right choice!
我也是 Yeah, I think so.
谁能想到 看录像带能比 You know, whoever thought a VCR could be more fun
拿死皮剪挖人眼睛还好玩呢! than, than poking someone in the eye with cuticle scissors!
或者赢过用砍刀割人喉咙 Or, or, or slitting their throat with a, a carving knife!
确实! Yeah, exactly.
看啊 茜茜·史派克! Oh, look, Sissy Spacek!
我得说 得佩服日本人 Phew, I'll tell ya, leave it to the Japanese.
搞得出这些小玩意 Ya gotta hand it to 'em.
哇哦 Wow.
让我看看 Let me see.
哇哦! Wow!
全都是这样的! It's all like that, whoops!
不好了 Whoops, uh-oh!
一切都棒极了 你说是吗? Everything was wonderful, don't you agree?
是啊 Yep.
当然 你总可以给她送束花 Sure, but you can always send her flowers.
她有花粉过敏 Oh, she's allergic to flowers.
那一盒精致的糖果呢? How about a nice box of candy?
真可惜 眼睛是会骗人的 Too bad, eyes can be deceiving.
- 走一个 - 问题就在这 One, what's the problem.
当然 你总可以给她送束花 Why don't you send her some flowers?
那就送一盒精致的糖果! Well, then, send her a box of candy!
走一个 One.
怎么了? What's the matter?
你有试过送束花吗? Have you tried a bouquet of flowers?
那送一盒糖果呢? How 'bout a box of candy?
你有没有想过 Well, did you ever think about
也许给她买点投资性房地产呢? maybe buying her some investment property?
这能给她减点税 Yeah, it'll give her a break on her taxes,
但我觉得一间六居室大房够大了 Sure, but I think a six-unit would be big enough.
但我还有一座商场要出手 I got a shopping plaza I wanna unload.
是不是觉得要有字幕该多好? Wouldn't you just kill for subtitles?
我雇了个新舞娘 生意一如往常地好 I hired a new dancer, business was, well as good as usual.
我并不是一直做舞娘的 I haven't always been a dancer, you know.
我曾经非常不开心 我的气场一团糟 I was once very unhappy, my karma was all screwed up.
我还认真考虑过自杀 I had given serious thought to killing myself.
因为 人生实在是太他妈无聊了 I mean, life was so fucking boring,
我身上没发生过任何事 nothing, nothing ever happened to me,
已经到了我想自我了结的极点 and it got the point where I wanted to end it all
或者别人替我了结也行 or have somebody end it for me.
我曾在大晚上去林间散步 I used to walk in the woods at night
希望能够遇袭 但没有任何事发生! waiting to be attacked but nothing, I mean, I was in a rut!
你们试过瑜伽吗? Have you ever done yoga?
我信天主教 I'm a Catholic.
我每天早上都做 你们也该试试 I do it every morning, you should do it,
会让你觉得好些的! you'd feel better!
事实上 是瑜伽和这份工作拯救了我 Actually, it was the yoga and this job that saved me!
事实上 这份工作是我身上 Actually, this job is one of the best things
发生过最棒的事 that ever happened to me.
乔 那个老板 他真是个甜心 Joe, the owner, he IS such a sweetie!
我们约会过一次 没什么结果 We went out once, it didn't work out,
但他还是给了我这份工作 but he still gave me this job.
你知道 他不是那种人 You know, he is not the type of guy
对待女孩像刀俎鱼肉 that treats a girl like a piece of meat
玩弄够了就丢到一边 just to cut up and throw away.
生活简直不能更美好! Life couldn't have been better!
除了一个问题 Except for this problem
厨房水槽总是出问题 we kept having with our kitchen sink.
水管工什么时候来? When's the plumber coming?
水管工什么时候来? When is the plumber coming?
你没叫人来? Didn't you call one?
我以为你说你要叫! I thought you said you were!
真的? Really?
真的! Really!
你好! 有人在吗! Hello, is anybody there!
呜呼呼呼! Woo woo woo woo!
帆船翻 翻帆船! Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat!
什么玩意儿? What the fuck!
帆船翻 翻帆船! Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat!
你在干嘛呢? What are you doing?
快说! 帆船翻 翻帆船! 快说! Say it! Toy boat, you need, say it!
帆船翻 翻帆船! Toy boat, toy boat!
谢谢 谢谢 说你需要被听到 Thank you, thank you, say you need to be heard.
- 快说 - 不要! Say it. No!
- 快点快说! - 不要! Come on, say it! No!
说啊! 说啊! Say it, say it!
我回家去了 I'm goin' home.
- 拜拜 - 快说! Bye. Say it!
- 叽叽咕咕噫噫噫 - 快说! No, unique, yee yee! Say it!
算了吧 Nevermind.
喂 是的 我家的厨房 Hello, yes, I'm having problems
水池下水有点问题 with the drain in my kitchen sink.
没错 呃 下水堵了 Mm-hmm, it's, um, it's clogged,
我需要派人来疏通一下 I need someone to come over and unclog it.
是的 你能派个人来吗? Yeah, could you send someone over?
什么叫你们没有上门服务? Well, whatta you mean, you don't make house calls?
这真是我听过最愚蠢的事了 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
行 你也一样! Yeah, well, well you, too!
他让我周四下午三点 He wanted me to bring in
把水槽带过去修 at three o'clock on Thursday!
那么 这个家伙如何? What about, what about this guy?
这写着他能上门服务 It says here he makes house calls.
艾科尼(青春痘)街的比尔·怀赫德 Oh, Bill Whitehead at Acne.
让我给他打个电话 Yeah, lemme give him a call.
生意一定做得挺大 Must be a big business.
是啊 Yeah.
你说得没错 这段戏该结束了 Yeah, you're right, this is the end of the scene.
凯特? Kate?
凯特! Kate!
凯特? Kate?
凯特! Kate!
别吓我 你要干什么 Don't do that, what are you tryin' to do,
我差点犯心脏病 差点勒死你! give me a heart attack, I oughta strangle you!
我以为你金盆洗手了! I thought you gave that up!
洗手是吧 我回到家 Gave it up, sure, I come home
门也没锁 and the door's unlocked.
门还...外面很多坏人疯子的 The door's un-, there's crazy people out there,
你知道我在说什么吗? you know what I'm saying?
你妈妈在你小时候就没教过你 Didn't your mother ever tell you when you were a kid
锁好门吗 锁好门然后... to lock the door, just lock it so people--
你冷静点好吗! Will you calm down?
我只是去车库拿这个了 I was just getting this from the garage.
水管工哪去了? Well, what happened to the plumber?
他死了 He died.
他...什么? 什么? He dah, what?-what?
他死了! He died!
他一直没来 我就给客服打电话 He didn't show up, so I called the service,
他们说他死了 懂了吗? and they told me he died, OK?
那他来不了了? So he, he's not coming?
他当然是来不了了! Of course, he's not coming!
你是笨蛋吗! What are you, stupid?
你是脑残吗? What are you, brain dead?
放过我吧行吗? Just leave me alone, OK? Leave you!
好的 谢谢你 Just, thank you.
祝你好运 Good luck.
行吧 Yeah.
真是混蛋 Such an asshole!
* 最高法院禁止(bar: 酒吧, 禁止)鸡奸罪行
太棒了 现在我犯罪了 Great, now I'm a criminal!
我们再找个水管工吧 Let's get another plumber.
我早准备好了 I got him right here.
哦天啊 Oh boy!
再来点! 再来! More, more, more!
你找到毛病在哪了吗? Have you found the problem yet?
我看找到了 Yes, I think I have.
你好 下水修好了吗? Hi, is the drain all fixed? Hi.
不太好 Not exactly.
什么叫不太好 What do you mean, not exactly--
你们想说的就这些吗? Is that all you have to say, oh?
看来我们得退休返聘了 I guess we have to come out of retirement.
这是什么意思? What does that mean?
我们得杀掉你了 We're gonna have to kill you.
稍等一下! Hold on just a minute!
这不会疼的 This isn't gonna hurt at all.
乔? Joe?
什么? What?
你们想说的就这些吗? Is that all you have to say, oh?
你经常重复自己的话吗? Do you repeat yourself a lot?
不太经常 Not usually.
你要向我们开枪吗? Um, are you gonnna shoot us?
也不一定 Not necessarily.
意思是? Meaning?
让我说完行吗? Will you let me finish?
请讲 Go ahead.
我想要尸体 I want the bodies!
您说什么? I beg your pardon?
别跟我这装清白 Don't play innocent with me.
行吧 让我重说一下 All right, let me rephrase that.
不必了 我想要尸体 Don't bother, look, I want the bodies
就是像这样的碎尸 that the parts like those came from.
如果不介意 请问要它干什么? If you don't mind me asking, what for?
吃啊 To eat.
真恶心! Gross!
行吧 把尸体切成碎块 Oh, well, I suppose chopping 'em up into little bits
再冲进下水道就不恶心了? and throwing them down the drain isn't?
这个 不太恶心 Well, no, not really.
至少我们不会吃 At least we don't eat them.
我本来想把你俩都吃了 I was planning on eating both of you.
强奸是过时了吗? Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?
但我不会吃了你俩的 Yeah, but I'm not gonna eat you.
我可以利用你们 Instead, I-I can use you.
怎么个利用法 她明知故问道 In what way, she asks knowingly.
我想要你们所有未来受害者的尸体 I want the bodies of all your future victims,
要干净新鲜的 nice and fresh.
是吗? Oh, really?
最近生意有点不景气 Business has been a little down lately.
我一般会吃掉我的客户 但是 I usually eat my customers, but hey, you know.
那你的口碑看来不怎么样 Well, you probably don't get very good word-of-mouth then.
这本来是个问题 但我找到你们了 No, it's a problem, but now I've found you.
我们之前丢了吗? I didn't know we were lost.
如果我们拒绝你的提议呢? Uh, so, what if we say no to your proposal?
我就告诉警察 I'll tell the police.
当然 当然 Yeah, sure, sure, sure.
你要告诉警察说 You're gonna tell the police that, uh,
我们拒绝把受害者尸体送给你? we wouldn't give you the bodies of our victims?
除了这一点 还有 Well, yeah, that and the fact
你总讲烂笑话 that you tell really bad jokes.
乔 讲烂笑话会惹上很大麻烦的 Joe, we can get in a lot of trouble for telling bad jokes.
是真的! We can!
要是 要是 要是警察问你 What, what if, what if, uh, what if the police ask you
你要拿尸体做什么呢 赫曼? what you're gonna do with the bodies, Herm?
我就告诉他们我要吃掉! -I'll tell 'em I was gonna eat them!
哦 这很合理 Oh, that makes a lotta sense.
非常合理 Perfect sense.
很好 所以说定了吗? So, great, is it a deal?
我们退休了 We've retired.
什么? What?
我们不再杀人了 We don't slash anymore.
这没有意思了 It just isn't fun.
得了吧 你们就没有一点点想念吗? Come on, don't you miss it just a little?
那种感觉 锋利的刀刃 The feeling of the knife
穿透肉体的触感 血的腥气? As it pounds into the flesh, the smell of blood?
最后的挣扎? The struggle?
死后尸僵? Rigor mortis?
不是很想了 No.
那我只能开枪了 Then I'm just gonna have to shoot you.
然后吃了我们? And then eat us?
是的 我准备把你们白灼 Yeah, I was planning on broiling you up
再佐以我特制的葡萄酱 and garnishing you with this special grape sauce I make.
葡萄酱? 葡萄酱? Grape sauce, grape sauce?
葡萄酱有什么问题吗? Somethin' wrong with grape sauce?
葡萄酱? Grape sauce?
你好大的胆子啊! You've got a lot of nerve!
能帮我解答下疑问吗? Could you fill me in on the problem here?
我们讨厌葡萄! We hate grapes!
我们憎恶葡萄 We loathe grapes!
所有的葡萄! All kinds of grapes!
我们讨厌紫葡萄 我们讨厌绿葡萄 We hate purple grapes, we hate green grapes!
我们讨厌有籽的葡萄 我们讨厌没籽的葡萄 We hate grapes with seeds, we hate grapes without seeds!
我们讨厌剥皮的 还有没剥皮的葡萄 We hate them peeled and not peeled!
我们讨厌整串的葡萄 还有一粒粒的葡萄 We hate them in bunches, one at a time,
或者两三粒一嘟噜的葡萄 or in small groups of twos and threes!
我们他妈恨死葡萄了! We fucking hate grapes!
你们俩真的很有病! You know, you guys are really sick!
我们有病? We, we're sick?
这个人 站在我面前口口声声说 We're sick, here's a man, standing here before me,
他喜欢葡萄 居然还说我们有病! who likes grapes calling us sick!
天啊 真是没有王法了 Oh, God, there is no justice.
完全离谱 None at all.
听着 我简单地开枪 Look, I'm just gonna shoot you
然后一切就此了结 行吗? and put an end to all this, OK?
等一下 等一下 等一下 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
假设 只是假设 我们接受你的提议 Suppose, just suppose, that we said yes to your proposal.
那就太好了 你说真的吗? That'd be wonderful, are you serious?
不是 No.
此处应有怪异插曲 Time for a strange interlude.
葡萄啊葡萄 我真恨 Ah, grapes, I hate them,
然而总有个梦魇重复出现 yet I have this recurring dream that I'm held down
我被希特勒按住 强制喂食葡萄 and force fed kosher grapes by Adolf Hitler.
还是谁来着 你知道是谁吗? Or is it Adolf Smucker, do you know?
但那又怎样 我丢给她一个眼神 But what of it, I shot her a glance.
我看到数字 奇怪的数字 I see numbers, strange numbers.
许多许多数字 找乐子就拨555-3017 Many numbers, for a good time, call 555-3017,
还有 是谁说的来着 and, uh, who was it that said,
* 出自莎剧《查理三世》
"一匹马! 愿用我的王国换一匹马!" "A horse, my kingdom for a horse?"
而且他是不是被逮捕了 因为他侵犯了布朗先生的 And, uh, wasn't he arrested for diddling Mrs. Brown's, uh,
呃 宠物羊 卡尔 pet, uh, sheep, Carl?
我想在蛋黄酱的田野里裸奔 I wanna run naked through fields of mayonnaise
感受风吹过我空荡荡的眼眶 and feel the wind blowing through my empty eye sockets.
我想要爬上每一座山峰 I wanna climb every mountain
*《音乐之声》的美丽女主
像朱莉·安德鲁斯一样旋转 and twirl around like Julie Andrews.
啊 想想都向往! Ah, the smell of it!
嘿 那是什么? Hey, what's that?
这里怎么黑了! It's dark in here!
住手! Stop it!
乔 乔你没事吧? Joe, Joe, are you OK?
乔! 乔! Joe , Joe!
乔! Joe!
凯特! Kate!
你没事吧? Are you OK?
我应该没事 Yeah, I think so.
我衣服里这跟管子是怎么回事? Eww, what's up with this tube that's running up my shirt?
搞得一团糟! It's makin' a mess!
嘿 你们能不能停一停! Hey, could you guys stop that!
快点 能不能别搞了 Come on, could you cut it out?
什么? What?
* 血浆瓶 5 号
你们能停下了吗? Could you guys stop, please?
拜托了? Please?
别这样 我现在不能停啊! Come on, I can't stop now!
不 没事的 你停下吧 No, no, it's OK, you can stop.
我不知道 I don't know.
拜托了 拜托! No, please, please, please!
没事的 It's OK.
大概吧 I guess so.
谢谢你 谢谢 Thank you. Thanks.
没关系 No problem.
哦 天啊 Oh, God.
真是一片狼藉 Aw, what a mess!
笑死你吧 Sure, laugh!
晚上吃什么? What's for dinner?
你想在家吃还是出去吃? Do you wanna eat here or do you wanna go out?
* 艾科尼 中号血浆泵
我们出去吃吧 Let's go out.
晚上好 女士 先生 Good evening, Madame, Monsieur.
我是雅克 你们的服务生 I am Jacques, your waitair,
我能向你们介绍下开胃菜吗? and may I interest you in an appetizair?
什么? What?
开胃菜 Appetizair.
开胃菜 开胃菜 Appetizair, appetizer!
对 对 Oui, oui.
你有什么推荐? Well, what do you recommend?
我建议二人份气死拨盘 I suggest, eh, chizbird for two.
气死拨盘 Chizbird.
是的 Oui.
那 那是什么? What, what, what is that?
就是一块拨盘上有气死 That a pound of chiz on a bird.
拨盘 什么样的拨盘? Oh, a bird, um, what kind of bird?
不是拨盘 这样木头的! Not bird, birb, like bood!
我现在对整件事 -Um, I'm really confused and perplexed
都感到十分困惑 你能否... about this whole matter, can you--
就是个板板! 一块木头! 上面放气死! It's a board, it is a piece of wood with chiz on it.
放着气死的拨盘! A bird with chiz on it!
起司拼盘? Cheese board?
起司拼盘 是起司拼盘吗? Cheese board, is it a cheese board?
我说的就是这个! That is what I say!
这看来是家真正的法国餐厅 Wow, this must be a real French restrant!
当然了 不然你以为我为什么 Of course, it is, why do you think
要用这个夸张的口音讲话? I talk with this ridiculous accent?
我们跳过开胃菜吧? Why don't we skip the appetizer?
好啊 没问题 OK, sure, yeah, yeah.
你们想好吃什么了吗? Well, then you know what you want?
不知道 No.
你愿意提点建议吗? Well, would you like to make me a suggest-ione?
当然 我推荐二位情侣 Oh, yes, I recommend to you two lovers
本店美味的鸡肉餐 our beautiful broiled chicken dish.
慢慢地涂抹上一种美味的葡萄酱 It is nice, smothered in a beautiful grape sauce.
这我听得清清楚楚 That I understood perfectly.
葡萄 葡萄 我讨厌葡萄! Grapes, grapes, I hate grapes!
我受不了葡萄! I can't stand grapes!
确实 乔 但我们总可以吃点别的 Yes, Joe, so do I, but we could've had something else.
那可怜的服务生是法国人 他不知情! The poor waiter was French, he didn't know!
他应该知情的 Well, he should've, I mean,
我看起来像那种会随便吃葡萄的人吗? do I look like the kind of a person that would eat a grape?
当然不是了! No, of course not!
我憎恶葡萄 所有的葡萄! I loathe grapes, all kinds of grapes!
我讨厌紫葡萄 I hate purple grapes--
别忘了绿葡萄! Don't forget the green ones!
下一个就要说 我讨厌绿葡萄! Well, they're next, I hate green grapes!
我也是 但我好饿! So do I, but I'm hungry!
我还没说完呢! Well, I'm not finished!
我讨厌有籽的葡萄 我讨厌没籽的葡萄! I hate grapes with seeds, I hate grapes without seeds!
不如去吃牛排 如何? How does a nice steak sound?
我讨厌剥皮的 还有没剥皮的葡萄! I hate them peeled, I hate them non-peeled!
或许来点炸鸡? Maybe some fried chicken?
我讨厌整串的葡萄 还有一粒粒的葡萄 I hate them in bunches, one at a time,
或者两三粒一嘟噜的葡萄! or in groups of twos and threes!
我他妈恨死葡萄了! I fucking hate grapes!
说完了? Finished?
完了 Yeah.
现在你想去哪吃? Now, where do you wanna eat?
不知道啊 你想去哪? I don't know, where do you wanna eat?
你什么意思? What do you mean,
什么叫你不知道想去哪吃? you don't know where you wanna eat?
我这不是问你呢吗? 你想去哪? Well, I'm asking you, where do you wanna eat?
不如吃意面吧 How 'bout pasta.
我讨厌意面! I hate pastal
- 我受不了意面! - 行吧你讨厌意面! I can't stand pasta! OK, fine, you hate pasta!I
我们不吃意面就是了 We won't have pasta.
很好 因为我不喜欢 Good, 'cause I don't like it.
不如去吃点鸡肉 What about some chicken.
不了 我现在不想吃鸡肉 Nah, I'm not in the mood for chicken.
你呢? 我也不想 You, me, neither.
要不吃中餐去呢? What about Chinese food?
几个场景之前我们不是刚吃过吗? We just had Chinese food a couple of scenes back.
几个场景? 那时是第20场 现在都第62场了! A couple, it was scene 20, it's scene 62!
所以就42个场景之前咯 So it's 42 scenes back.
这可比几个场景多多了 Well, it's not a couple of scenes.
我不想吃中餐 I don't want Chinese food.
行 那就不吃中餐 Fine, we won't have Chinese food.
很好 因为我不想吃 Good, 'cause I don't want it.
你想吃什么? What do you want?
这个嘛 我们总可以来一碗 Well, you know, we could, uh, we could always pour, like,
冰冰凉的果干麦片 a nice bowl of ice-cold Raisin Bran,
那样就真的太美了 that would be, like, like really boss.
果干麦片? Raisin Bran?
是啊 果干麦片 可以再加点香蕉 Yeah, Raisin Bran, maybe with a banana.
果干麦片? Raisin Bran?
是啊 果干麦片! Yeah, Raisin Bran!
乔 果干就是晒干的葡萄 Joe, raisins are dried grapes.
别蒙我了 果干怎么会是干葡萄? Get outta here, how can raisins be dried grapes?
果干要是干葡萄 If raisins are dried grapes,
果干麦片就不叫果干麦片了 they wouldn't call it Raisin Bran.
就会叫做干葡萄麦片 They would call it Dried Grape Bran.
第6场的那个姑娘你真是白杀了 You killed that girl in scene six for nothing!
我才没有白杀! I didn't kill her for nothing!
你明明有 你杀她 Yes, you did, you killed her
是因为她喜欢葡萄 但你也喜欢葡萄! because she liked grapes, and you like grapes!
我喜欢的不是葡萄 是果干! Eh, but it's not grapes I like, it's raisins!
我喜欢... , I love,
现在你是不是还要告诉我 Next thing, you're gonna try and tell me
果脯就是干掉的梅子 is that prunes are dried out plums.
但确实是啊! But they are!
听着 我不想吵架 Look, look, I don't wanna argue.
这天很热 我又饿得要死要死 It's hot, and I'm really, really hungry.
我很想坐在冷气开放的餐馆里... I would love to sit In an air-conditioned restaurant--
等一下 你怎么... Walit a minute, what, what--
放轻松吧 Just relax.
你跟我 跟我说什么呢? What are you ea yin' to me?
你跟我说什么呢? What are you, what are you tellin' me?
这部电影里有一半片长 都是你 You spent, like, half this movie killing guys
因为别的男人讨论天气而杀人 because they talked about the weather,
现在你倒在这里跟我聊天气了! and here you are, talking to me about the weather!
那些男的... Well, the guys--
怎么了? 怎么了? What is it, what is it?
不仅仅是他们讨论天气的原因 It wasn't that they just talked about the weather.
他们都是真混蛋 电影你也看到了啊! They were real jerks, I mean, come on, you saw the movie!
宝贝 我懂你 I hear ya, babe,
我知道你的出发点 I know where you're comin' from.
就看第32场戏那个女孩吧 I mean, look at that girl in scene 32.
简直像对牛弹琴... I mean, we're talking howl at the moon--
真恶心 天啊 Gross, oh my God,
至少你不用吻她 at least you didn't have to kiss her.
确实 我不用 No, I didn't have to,
我不记得你有吻别的男人 I don't, I don't remember you Kissing any other guys.
别无中生有 Don't make up a scene.
喊卡吧 这够了吧这? Cut this, hey, hey, is this enough?
这样可以吗? I mean is that OK?
♪ 汉堡包和鼠便便 ♪ ♪ Burgers and rat doo doo ♪
♪ 快给我趁还新鲜 ♪ ♪ Give it to me now SO nice and fresh ♪
♪ 就在小食吧 ♪ ♪ At the snack bar ♪
♪ 快来小食吧 ♪ ♪ Head up 10 the snack bar ♪
♪ 这有呕吐物 我们马上吐 ♪ ♪ 'Cause I got vomit, we're puking on it
♪ 汉堡包和鼠便便 ♪ ♪ Burgers and rat doo doo ♪
♪ 快给我让我吐吐 ♪ ♪ Give it to me now so I can throw up
♪ 就在小食吧 ♪ ♪ At the snack bar ♪
♪ 哪里能买给我 ♪ ♪ Where you can get to me ♪
♪ 你也许也得吐出来 ♪ ♪ You probably gonna have 10 throw up and puke ♪
翻译/制作: @黑路易